Fritzie’s Chicago Cubs mock headlines
From the brilliant mind of Todd Fritz, off the Cubs’ Theo Epstein telling Ryne Sandberg he won’t be the next manager:
Scape Billy Goat
Mike’s Fate Wrigley Sealed
Why-no?…..How Come Epstein Doesn’t Want Sandberg
Theo Pulls a Quade
Cubs Skipper Sent Into Hibernation
I Gotta Go Quade
Ryne Sandbagged?
Who’s The Best SUTTER For Cubs?
For The GRACE of G-d, Goes Quade
Taking a DEMPSTER…Mike Relieved Of His Duties
Cubs Say ZAMBRA-NO to Quade, SORIA-NO To Ryno
Bleacher CRUMBS….Sandberg Will Take Smaller Role To Return To Chicago