Fritzie’s Chris Paul trade headlines

From the brilliant mind of Todd Fritz and not representative of anyone else in the building. Here are his headlines on Chris Paul being traded from the Hornets to Clippers.

C-P-WEEEE!….Clipper Fans Are All Excited

Right in the Kupchak!

Paul-Bearers….Newest Addition Lifts Second Team’s Spirits

LOSS-Angeles….What Will Lakers Do Now?

Dr. BUSS-ted!….Laker Owner Furious Over Deal

HOWARD’s End…..Will Dwight Stay in Orlando or Turn Purple and Gold?

CP3-OH!…..Kobe vs. Paul?….Let the Star Wars Begin

WHORE-Nets…..New Orleans, NBA Still Come Off Dirty

Clippers Say Farouq-Aminu To Rival Lakers

Power-POINT Presentation…..Clippers To Introduce Newest Member

Chris-Cross…..CP3 Goes From One LA Team to the Other

Clip-JOINTS…..Clipper Fans Puffing Out Their Chest

POINT Well-Taken

Merry CHRIS Paulmas