Fritzy’s hospital room Mock Headlines for rugby player who lost testicle

Straight from his hospital bed …

THE ULTIMATE TESTE

 

IN A NUTSHELL….THAT’S PAINFUL

 

LEGEND OF THE BALL

 

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT….NO ALMOND JOY IN MUDVILLE

 

HE’S BALL DUDE, WHY?

 

BURST-A SAC

 

FEELING CROTCHETY

 

MITCH CUP-CRACK

 

COLOR ME NAD

 

BY HOOK OR BY KRUK, YOU’RE GONNA GET BOOKED

 

THUGBY….WHO TOOK HIS BALL?

 

MURDER, HE SCROTE…..KNEE SLAINS SAC

 

MEND IT LIKE BECKHAM

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