Fritzy’s hospital room Mock Headlines for rugby player who lost testicle
Straight from his hospital bed …
THE ULTIMATE TESTE
IN A NUTSHELL….THAT’S PAINFUL
LEGEND OF THE BALL
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT….NO ALMOND JOY IN MUDVILLE
HE’S BALL DUDE, WHY?
BURST-A SAC
FEELING CROTCHETY
MITCH CUP-CRACK
COLOR ME NAD
BY HOOK OR BY KRUK, YOU’RE GONNA GET BOOKED
THUGBY….WHO TOOK HIS BALL?
MURDER, HE SCROTE…..KNEE SLAINS SAC
MEND IT LIKE BECKHAM