What Dan and Danettes did on their Christmas Break
After making a vow of having no communication over the Christmas Break, very little information has come through about what DP and the Danettes did over the last 10 days. This is what we’ve cobbled together …
Dan’s the only we actually saw the whole time because he was on Football Night in America. In between games, all we have left to rely on is the gossip magazines. Although Dan wasn’t mentioned by name, there was a lot of Katie Holmes stories over the last week, so we assume DP was involved somehow.
There may or may not have been numerous Fritzy sightings in the Colorado area, possibly indicating Fritzy is training in high altitude for a home playoff game for his beloved Broncos.
Fresh off capturing his second MVD award, Seton definitely went on a rock star like bender. The way down hasn’t been pretty.
After cleverly using his Danette status to get an invite to the swankiest party in New York City for New Year’s, Paulie spent the previous 36 hourson a
ANDREW “MCLOVIN” PERLOFF
The only thing we know for certain about this Christmas break is that McLovin broke into the ManCave and renenacted the Christopher Penn-Kevin Bacon dance lesson scene from Flashdance, pretending Dan was Kevin Bacon. Same thing he does every vacation.