The Mannies: Chris Mannix’s 2010-11 NBA awards
MVP not named LeBron/Dirk/Howard/Durant/Rose: Zach Randolph
Rookie who will be an All Star not names Blake Griffin or John Wall: DeMarcus Cousins
Worst uniforms in the NBA: Warriors … they look like reject Dodgeball uniforms
Most unathletic player in the NBA: Jason Collins
Player least likely to run up a 20K tab at a strip club: Michael Redd
Best fake charge taker: Derek Fisher
Best paycheck collector: Eddie Curry
Best friend of the media: Kevin Durant (I honestly think if you asked Durant if he’d could come to your Thanksgiving dinner, he’d say yes)
Guy whose dunking skills are most out of proportion with the rest of his game: Tyson Chandler (Great dunker. Maybe the best alley-oop guy in the NBA. But no moves and an awful free-throw shooter.)
Guy you thought retired five years ago: Grant Hill.
Best coach on the floor: Kevin Garnett (Chauncey Billups is a close second, but KG’s leadership is legendary)
Guy rooting hardest against a Lockout: Lebron James or Russell Westbrook. Both with something to prove.
Guy rooting for a Lockout: Danny Ainge. He’s got an old roster that he knows is going to stay in shape during a work stoppage. A short season helps Boston more than any team in the league.
Player with the best Kardashian: Kris Humphries. They got 1.3 million for the rights to show their wedding? Can I get that?