Fritzy’s Mariano Rivera injured headlines
To Seton’s chagrins, Todd wrote some Mariano Rivera headlines:
ROYAL FLUSH….MARIANO’S CAREER DOWN DRAIN
MARIANO….WHY YA’ SHAGGIN’ (to the music of RUN DMC “Mary, Mary, Why Ya Buggin)
CASE CLOSER….MARIANO’S DONE
FIN-STRIPES….IT’S OVER JOHNNY
LOST AND MOUND
THAT’S A LOSS, DOG
A BRONX FAIL….CHASING AFTER FLY BALLS NOT WISE
SAVE… HIS ACL
START SPREADIN’ THE BLUES….YANKEE FAITHFUL FEELING SAD
MariaNOOOOOO!