Fritzie checks in from the Hospital
Hot Nurse – How would you rate your pain from 1-10?
Not-Hot Nurse – Would you like me to help you change out of that gown?
Hot Nurse – Don’t forget to urinate in the container, so we can measure it please?
Not-Hot Nurse – Your wife doesn’t come to visit until much later in the afternoon, right?
Hot Nurse – You really need to walk around some more instead of just staring at your laptop?
Not-Hot Nurse – I’ll be right back with your fluids. I’ll be taking care of you all night.
Hot Nurse – I’m leaving and won’t be back until next week. Hope the pain subsides.
Not-Hot Nurse – You’re looking a lot better. Is there anything at all I can do for you?
Hot Nurse – I have to run to this meeting, but just press that button if you’re not feeling well
Not-Hot Nurse – Would you like me to show you how to blow into your breathing tube?
Hot Nurse – I would touch your stomach, but I know it still hurts
Not-Hot Nurse – I’m going to press around your tummy to see how sensitive it feels