Fritzie’s Thunder beat Lakers headlines
From the brilliant and warped mind of Todd Fritz after the Thunder beat the Lakers 119-90 in Game 1 of their series:
DONE-DER?…..Are The Lakers Finished?
BYNUM and Bailey….Oklahoma City Blowout Turns Game One Into Circus
Go WESTBROOK, Young Man….Russell Has LA Longing For Home
Boo DEREK….LA No Longer Likes Fisher
PAU-erless…..Lakers Seem Helpless Against Quicker Opponent
DURANT, DURANT……Thunder Hungry Like The Wolf For Title
That’s Just Swell-bow….Lakers Left Shaking Their Heads After 29 Point Loss
Don’t Be SEFOLOSHA…..Thabo Needs to Distribute More
Tone Choke….Funky Cole Aldrich Contrbutes To Laker Demise
Breaking The EBANKS….Devin Gets Ejected
Have They Chesapeaked?….Thunder Can Only Go Down From Here
METTA Their Match?….World Peace And Lakers Should Accept Fate